Merry Christmas!

To the tune of ‘We three kings of Orient are’:

 

I’ve only bought one present so far,

A pair of socks I bought at the Spar,

‘Field and Fountain’, ‘Moor and Mountain’,

Are the pubs I’ve been banned from so far,

Oh it’s a wonder I’m still upright,

After challenging that rugby team to a fight,

Forehead bleeding, I’m still needing,

Thirty-two presents by tomorrow night.

 

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