My Last Bog Roll

I’ve only got one bog roll,

What am I to do?

What will happen when it’s gone,

And I need a number two?

 

I’ve now got half a bog roll,

And I’m sat upon the loo,

Should use a single sheet,

Or tempt fate by using two?

 

I’ve now just got the one sheet left,

And, God, I am begging you,

Please, when I use it,

Don’t let my finger through.

 

I’ve now got no bog roll left at all,

But the postman’s saved the day,

I’ve just got a ‘Farm Foods’ flyer,

That’ll last at least three days!

 

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