My Last Bog Roll

I've only got one bog roll, What am I to do? What will happen when it's gone, And I need a number two?   I've now got half a bog roll, And I'm sat upon the loo, Should use a single sheet, Or tempt fate by using two?   I've now just got the one sheet left, …

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Confessions of an idiot #1 – The Hot Dog

It was the summer of 1991 I think. I had graduated from Liverpool Polytechnic the previous August and was still living in Liverpool and signing on there whilst studying part-time towards a Masters Degree in Education. At the time, I was living in Toxteth with my girlfriend who, later, became my wife and who, much, …

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