Advertising Feature – Van Security Sticker

As we all know, theft from tradesmen's vans is an all too common occurrence these days. An obvious solution would be to leave your van's doors wide open at night to show that there is nothing inside it (like some shops do with their tills) but unless you want to wake up to find a …

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Advertising Feature – Tinder Egg

  Only £2.99 Contents: Name and address of random female sexual predator/weirdo/player (within 10 miles) Name and address of random male sexual predator/weirdo/player (within 100 yards) 1 x Genuine Condom 1 x Plastic Whistle 1 x Paper Tissue (useful if your date has gone either very well or very badly) 1 Genuine-looking diamond ring* *Genuine-looking …

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Advertising Feature – Ramsbottom Hill Climbing Boots

Whether it's that stretch of cobbles outside the Civic Hall, the very last bit of  Kay Brow or the whole of Peel Brow, there always seems to be a muscle-tearing, tendon-snapping hill in your way. Fear not. The hard-working folk in the Summerseat Home Improvement Team have pooled their individual talents and come up with …

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Advertising Feature – The ‘Lose Weight Plate’

If the closest you've ever been to having a beach body was that time you tripped over a corpse under Blackpool pier, then you've probably tried any number of over-hyped, expensive and unsuccessful diets over the years. Food can be hard to resist and therein lies the problem. Your will power is tested all the …

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Advertising Feature – Paint-U-Can Kit

  Oil painting. It looks so easy doesn't it? Well now, thanks to the good folk at the Summerseat Home Improvement Team, it is! Our revolutionary Paint-U-Can kit provides everything you need to pass yourself off as a truly talented artist. So, if you've got no artistic talent, don't know one end of a brush …

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Advertising Feature – Stain Disguising Dye

Stain removal problems? Let’s face it, we’ve all been there. Whether it’s the stain left by a glass of Merlot spilled clumsily down the front of a white cotton shirt or the tell-tale sign of a bloodied, rusted tyre lever wiped hurriedly on the sleeve of a cashmere sweater, we’ve all encountered a stubborn stain …

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Advertising Feature – USmoke Nicotine Patches

Fed up being told to stop smoking? Tired of being reminded how unhealthy and expensive it is? Hacked off with being sent out of your own house and made to have your fag in the garden? Stress not! The good folks at Summerseat Home Improvement Team have just the thing you need. Just wait until …

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